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...with which I can describe this engineering marvel. Zoom and enhance.
They drilled two holes into the front of the housing and painters taped two flashlights in...
Bravo whitetrash
Bravo.
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Bravo. Raise your glass to the white trash!
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“The HID bulb is how much?”
*Proceeds to grab a pair of shitty flashlights off the trinket shelf at the checkout.
“These’ll do.”
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Billy, climb out and switch me to hi-beam.. I’ll hold yer beer..
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For human progress and evolution has begun its collapse. Forth hence all progression may only in two flavors regression and death.
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Yeah just destroy some $500 apiece (and that’s probably an understatement) headlight housings so you can skimp on $40-on-amazon HID bulbs. Sure.
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If you’d seen the driver and passenger you’d understand how accurate this is.
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Hey, those flashlights are usually free at Harbor Freight.
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But Harbor Freight flashlights are FREE.
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Got to love 3rd owners.
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You forgot nacho cheese and cool ranch.
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Your right. Praise be to you shinning glimmering glorious light barrer. For you have saved humanity.
Have a fish!
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Maximum fish achieved!
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I wouldn’t have believed it had it not been parked in front of my office.
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That is the shortest damn Escalade I’ve ever seen.
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At least they put a high beam and a low beam.
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My faith in humanity...oh wait there wasn’t any. As expected, carry on.
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There were people in it, I didn’t want to alert them to my presence.
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I guess I get the regression thing, as this was 10 years ago.
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I didn’t realize the Escalade had gotten cheap enough for someone with this level of trashiness to own one yet.
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Never underestimate white trash.
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Nope! You won the coveted Japanese eggplant award!!
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* BuyHere, Pay Here Lessee*
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My wife will like that. As long as it’s gluten free.
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Glass? We don’t need your fancy glasses, we have jars